{"id":174,"date":"2008-11-04T00:26:35","date_gmt":"2008-11-04T06:26:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.galador.org\/blog\/?p=174"},"modified":"2008-11-04T00:26:35","modified_gmt":"2008-11-04T06:26:35","slug":"baby-hugs-made-easy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.galador.org\/blog\/baby-hugs-made-easy\/","title":{"rendered":"Baby Hugs Made Easy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Found this <a href=\"http:\/\/community.livejournal.com\/wtf_cute\/28149.html\">here<\/a>.  :3<\/p>\n<p>Step One:  Find a Baby.  Here&#8217;s a fine specimen:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"450px\" src=\"http:\/\/i253.photobucket.com\/albums\/hh74\/kayj_ellj\/image001.jpg\"\/><\/p>\n<p>Second, ensure the object you found is indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"450px\" src=\"http:\/\/i253.photobucket.com\/albums\/hh74\/kayj_ellj\/image002.jpg\"\/><\/p>\n<p>Prepare the baby for hugging by first flattening it:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"450px\" src=\"http:\/\/i253.photobucket.com\/albums\/hh74\/kayj_ellj\/image003.jpg\"\/><\/p>\n<p>Fourth:  The &#8220;paw slide.&#8221;  This one&#8217;s tricksy.  You may have to practice this before attempting.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"450px\" src=\"http:\/\/i253.photobucket.com\/albums\/hh74\/kayj_ellj\/image004.jpg\"\/><\/p>\n<p>Finally, execute the difficult and patented &#8220;hug, smile, and lean&#8221; so as to achieve the best photo quality.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"450px\" src=\"http:\/\/i253.photobucket.com\/albums\/hh74\/kayj_ellj\/image005.jpg\"\/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Found this here. :3 Step One: Find a Baby. Here&#8217;s a fine specimen: Second, ensure the object you found is indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques. Prepare the baby for hugging by first flattening it: Fourth: The &#8220;paw slide.&#8221; This one&#8217;s tricksy. You may have to practice this before attempting. Finally, execute the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.galador.org\/blog\/baby-hugs-made-easy\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Baby Hugs Made Easy<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-174","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.galador.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/174","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.galador.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.galador.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.galador.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.galador.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=174"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.galador.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/174\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":178,"href":"https:\/\/www.galador.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/174\/revisions\/178"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.galador.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=174"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.galador.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=174"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.galador.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=174"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}