{"id":231,"date":"2009-04-09T21:56:06","date_gmt":"2009-04-09T21:56:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.galador.org\/blog\/?p=231"},"modified":"2009-04-09T21:56:53","modified_gmt":"2009-04-09T21:56:53","slug":"a-question-for-the-internets","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.galador.org\/blog\/a-question-for-the-internets\/","title":{"rendered":"A Question for the Internets"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Some days I struggle with difficult questions that left unanswered will plague me for all time. Today is one of those days. I had just gotten out of the shower this morning when hunger struck me most vehemently. It was then I wondered the following:\u00c2\u00a0 Should a man ever be allowed to eat a banana while naked?<\/p>\n<p>Please internets, give me guidance.<\/p>\n<p>-Noff<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some days I struggle with difficult questions that left unanswered will plague me for all time. Today is one of those days. I had just gotten out of the shower this morning when hunger struck me most vehemently. It was then I wondered the following:\u00c2\u00a0 Should a man ever be allowed to eat a banana &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.galador.org\/blog\/a-question-for-the-internets\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">A Question for the Internets<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[31],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-231","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-noff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.galador.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/231","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.galador.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.galador.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.galador.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.galador.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=231"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.galador.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/231\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":235,"href":"https:\/\/www.galador.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/231\/revisions\/235"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.galador.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=231"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.galador.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=231"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.galador.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=231"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}