{"id":453,"date":"2009-08-04T12:27:11","date_gmt":"2009-08-04T18:27:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.galador.org\/blog\/?p=453"},"modified":"2009-08-04T12:27:11","modified_gmt":"2009-08-04T18:27:11","slug":"birthday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.galador.org\/blog\/birthday\/","title":{"rendered":"BIRTHDAY!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yup, it&#8217;s the 21st anniversary of my escape from the womb. <\/p>\n<p>Pretty damn exciting.  I can now legally drink alcoholic beverages, gamble, serve as a prostitute, purchase a handgun, and buy fireworks in the state of New Hampshire.<\/p>\n<p>How&#8217;s that for exciting.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yup, it&#8217;s the 21st anniversary of my escape from the womb. Pretty damn exciting. I can now legally drink alcoholic beverages, gamble, serve as a prostitute, purchase a handgun, and buy fireworks in the state of New Hampshire. How&#8217;s that for exciting.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[46,14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-453","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-growing-senile","category-welcome-to-the-future"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.galador.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/453","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.galador.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.galador.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.galador.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.galador.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=453"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.galador.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/453\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":454,"href":"https:\/\/www.galador.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/453\/revisions\/454"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.galador.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=453"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.galador.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=453"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.galador.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=453"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}