{"id":75,"date":"2007-10-19T19:52:15","date_gmt":"2007-10-20T01:52:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/home.galador.org\/blog\/?p=75"},"modified":"2007-10-19T19:52:15","modified_gmt":"2007-10-20T01:52:15","slug":"sweet-aim-prank","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.galador.org\/blog\/sweet-aim-prank\/","title":{"rendered":"Sweet AIM Prank"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

First some background. For those of you who’ve yet to figure it out, Nofirefrog<\/a> (Of HIH<\/span> fame), who posts comments on this site under the “pseudonym” of Jason, and I go to the same college. Since he lives in some skanky Freshman dorm (that’s what he gets for transferring from LaTech<\/a>), he’s often over at my apartment doing… stuff. (Usually clogging up my tubes with his pr0n<\/del> Mythica<\/a> downloads or XBL<\/span><\/a>. As such, he has access to my computer. <\/p>\n

Secondly, I’m a moderator over at High Impact Halo<\/a>, so I randomly get messages on AIM<\/span> (AIM<\/span> seems to be the one most used, as you can send a message over the chatterwebz without the need for the recipient confirming you as a friend) asking something like, “Hey could you close this thread?” or “Hay, WTF<\/span> wuz mah 7r3@d cl0zed, dud?” You brighter readers out there may see where this is going…<\/p>\n

As I’m infamous for leaving my Trillian<\/a> open, Jason has been known to respond to them for me (although, I’m usually always around, doing homework or shit). One particular time lead to extreme lulz<\/a>, which shall be recounted here.<\/p>\n

This first part was when he was talking to the person on the other end. I was standing behind him giving “suggestions” to increase the lulz factor:<\/p>\n

Him: yo
\nHim: im the kid whos topic you locked
\nHim: how old is that?
\nHim: ..
\nMe: ZuP created his thread on the 29th of November
\nMe: September*
\nHim: oo ok
\nHim: well did you figure out why its like that?
\nHim: and how did u get to be a moderator?
\nMe: Server side error on the former quest
\nHim: ?
\nMe: 1337 h4x and magic on the latter
\nHim: lol
\nMe: Man, my typing is terrible today, it’s as though I’m not myself
\nHim: how did u get to be a mod
\nMe: Dude, I don’t cheat
\nMe: :P
\nHim: wow, moderator
\nMe: yeah, I know.. hence, yes hence, the smile
\nHim: i no i no
\nMe: I yes I yes
\nMe: :P
\nHim: holy shit dude lolz
\nMe: I’m quite funny
\nHim: lol
\nHim: will u register on my forum?
\nHim: forum.halouniverse.org
\nMe: want me to be honest?
\nHim: no
\nMe: brutally<\/b><\/i> honest
\nHim: u wont register
\nHim: yea ok
\nMe: No, I’ll register, but that’d be the last time I ever visit
\nHim: y
\nMe: most likely
\nHim: lol y
\nMe: Hell dude, I barely remember to check HIH<\/span>
\nHim: ….
\nMe: jk
\nMe: or am I?
\nMe: >.>
\nHim: how can i get my site to look better?
\nMe: I don’t really do site design
\nMe: I’m not good at those kinds of things
\nMe: shit, my socks don’t even match
\nMe: wait, no
\nMe: they do
\nMe: do you require any more of my services
\nMe: ?
\nMe: but seriously, I didn’t set out to become a mod, I just kind of got picked
\nMe: I guess I did something right
\nMe: Good day, Sir
\nHim: lol
\nMe: I told you I don’t mod… I don’t know about this terminology…. crazy kids
\nHim: wtf, r u rlly 19?
\nMe: Dude, I don’t even see a single word in that “statement”
\nHim: …
\nMe: ‘you’re using numbers and shit’
\nHim: lol omg wtf h4x mb?
\nMe: seriously, you better not be hacking my megahurtz
\nHim: LOL<\/span>
\nMe: WHAT<\/span> DOES<\/span> THAT<\/span> MEAN<\/span>?!
\nHim: mega hurts
\nMe: leprachauns on lemurs?
\nHim: leps
\nMe: Larry of Lithuania?
\nMe: Like Ovulllary Libel?
\nHim: …?
\nMe: “lol”… what does it mean?
\nHim: u really dont know?
\nMe: I told you, I don’t cheat\/mod\/hack
\nHim: laugh out loud.
\nMe: You’re joshing me
\nMe: straight up
\nHim: \\stop fucking with me
\nMe: Wait, what?
\nMe: there is no sexual innuendo here, friend
\nHim: your messing with my head LOL<\/span>
\nHim: LLMAO<\/span>
\nMe: Llama… it’s spelled llama
\nHim: Laughing my ass off…
\nMe: why would you want to do?
\nMe: how do you poop?
\nHim: do what?
\nHim: Out my mouth
\nMe: is that, like a metaphor or something?
\nHim: no
\nHim: i dont have an ass man
\nHim: Its a long story
\nMe: let me guess, you “laughed” it off?
\nHim: kinda
\nHim: morel ike a 3 hour long giggle
\nMe: how did you breathe?
\nMe: seiously
\nMe: Like, inhaling is important
\nMe: very important
\nHim: out my….ears
\nMe: now, it is you<\/i> who is the one to be “fucking” with me<\/i>
\nHim: No I dont fuck men
\nMe: Um, ok…. I didn’t bring up the “fuck” talk
\nMe: its you kids that always talk about “stick it in the pooper…”
\nMe: you’re weirding me out
\nHim: LOL<\/span> wow
\nMe: I’m no longer comfortable with this converstation
\nMe: conversation*
\nHim: kk
\nMe: _<\/del>
\nMe: you realize I was just kidding… right?
\nMe: just messing around with you
\nMe: This isn’t even galador
\nMe: I’m just that pro
\nMe: n00bs and their open programs
\nMe: fuck, I need to go…
\nMe: he’s coming
\nMe: shit, shit
\nMe: shit
\nMe: shit
\nMe: What the hell am I to do?
\nMe: I hope there isn’t a keygen
\nMe: quick, where does trillian normally save logs
\nMe: I need to get rid of this
\nMe: fuyck, shit
\nHim: wow
\nHim: dude
\nHim: fucking wow
\nMe: Oh damn
\nMe: dude, you never talked to me
\nMe: NEVER<\/span>
\nHim: kk
\nMe: he will so kick my ass
\nMe: thanks man
\nMe: I owe you
\nMe: g2g
\nMe: ;)<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

At this point, Jason stepped away from the computer, and I actually took over typing. The dramatic end to our prank come hence:<\/p>\n

Him: yo
\nHim: oyy
\nHim: o
\nHim: yo
\nHim: yo
\nHim: yo
\nMe: Hey, what’s up?
\nMe: How may I help you?
\nHim: who is this
\nHim: LOL<\/span>, how did u become a mod?
\nMe: … galador
\nHim: ?
\nMe: I do hope you AIM<\/span>’d me for a reason
\nHim: yes….
\nHim: but nvm
\nHim: i was just talking to some other dude on this aim
\nHim: so im confuesd
\nMe: … WHAT<\/span>?!?
\nMe: What did he say…
\nHim: well, where u the 1 being a smartass? and saying.. I dont know what LOL<\/span> means?
\nMe: No, man. I just got back from a meeting with a study group
\nMe: Was that asshole on my AIM<\/span> again?
\nMe: >_>
\nHim: ur bro?
\nMe: No, my roomate…
\nMe: Soon to be ex-roomate… I’m going to kill his ass
\nHim: NO DONT<\/span>
\nHim: he said not to tell ne 1 i talked to him
\nHim: I thought it was u messign with me and testing me
\nHim: but i really had to know
\nMe: Kill him in a metaphorical sense, of course.
\nHim: …lol
\nMe: He told you not ot say anything?
\nMe: That sonuvabitch
\nHim: dont kill him
\nMe: …
\nMe: Anyways. You needed something?
\nHim: just wondering why u locked my topic
\nHim: Now I know though
\nHim: so yea
\nMe: Allright, then.
\nMe: Glad I could… Help?
\nHim: lol pm pm
\nHim: thanks and
\nHim: dude
\nHim: dont kill ur roomate
\nMe: Alright. Later, man.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Fairly epic, eh? ;)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

First some background. For those of you who’ve yet to figure it out, Nofirefrog (Of HIH fame), who posts comments on this site under the “pseudonym” of Jason, and I go to the same college. Since he lives in some skanky Freshman dorm (that’s what he gets for transferring from LaTech), he’s often over at … Continue reading Sweet AIM Prank<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-75","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-flowing-tubes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.galador.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.galador.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.galador.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.galador.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.galador.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=75"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.galador.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.galador.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=75"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.galador.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=75"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.galador.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=75"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}